An Open Letter to the Kid Who Gave Me SARS

Dear Kid,

Cover your effing mouth when you cough. Do not cough on people. It’s rude, disgusting and spreads your filthy little germs.

Dear Kid’s Parents,

Don’t bring your infected kid on a plane and then make him sit next to someone who hasn’t been exposed to your foreign germs. Try instilling some manners in him while you’re at it.

Sincerely,
Boolean

boolean is listening to: Reel Around The Fountain from the album “The Smiths” by The Smiths

PS, no, I don’t really have SARS

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